What do you think of my resume? Please be brutally honest. I think my profile needs the most help.?

I would add to obtain (to secure) an administrative position in your objective. Also, I would ditch the amount of credits that you have. I would actually say something along the lines of blah blah blah university, went from 2003-2004 (or whatever years) then school two BSBA (spell it out, unfortunately some employers don't know what the abbreviations stand for, you would be surprised) in marketing from 2009-Present. Looks smoother.