Dude what the hell do i do?

Ok i got a problem heres how it went ok this one time i was at a hippy gangsta music festival and I had my fortune read by a gypsy she looked into her crystal ball and looked at me with a weird expression on her face then told me I was a moron. anyway i was like wtf and i said why anyway she told me to wear a gangsta necklace if i didnt want to be cursed then she threw the crystal ball at me and told me to get out. so i did, anyway I was walking along when some random hippie tried to sell me a squid- i was like noo and he said would you like a cat instead and he showed me a rainbow coloured cat with stripy socks so i said id take it, anyway when i took it home everytime it walks its feet squeak and i told it to shut the *** up and he told me go get him some moo juice. i was like wtf the cat spoke to me??? anyway now he is making me his personal slave and if i dont walk around in a bunny suit fetching him tails he said he will put the hippy gangsta curse on me! HELP!